Keris was one of our very first Goddesses, and not only does she do them rather well (for a case in point see her classic review of reusable baby wipes). She’s also the author of the Slopsville column on weaning, and the more recent Carless Whispers - which Skoda like so much, they’re lending her a car :). Oh, and I think in real life she has some kind of author thing going on… (do read her Bio on the Amazon page. It will tell you EXACTLY why we *heart* Keris)
So – here’s the world according to Keris…
Hair? Curly
Eyes? Blue
Shoes? No. Stripy socks. Like the witch in The Wizard of Oz.
First job? In a bookshop. Got sacked for taking the day off work after going to see Bros the night before.
What are you reading? A Girl Like You by Gemma Burgess. Utterly wonderful and hilarious.
What do you Neeeeed? A Kate Spade Nook cover for my Kindle. It had better fit.
What do you miss? Philip Schofield and Gordon the Gopher in the broom cupboard.
What do you want for your birthday? To be in New York, baby.
Guilty crush? I generally don’t feel guilty about the weirdos I fancy, but maybe Michael Cera cos I’m old enough to be his mother.
Favourite Quote? “I’m not lying! I’m writing fiction with my mouth.” Homer Simpson
TV highlight of the week? Anything with David Mitchell. And I love Not Going Out (which is handy, cos I never do)
Ice Cream? Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food.
Favourite thing to hate? The Daily Mail.
Favourite day of the year? Today!
